Now that LSU has successfully rescued tens of thousands of couches in the Central Ohio region from certain incineration, the nation (at least in my ideal world) turns its hungry attention to that other bloodier sport known as Presidential Politics.
Tonight, the entire world will tune in to see what a couple hundred thousand disgruntled syrup farmers, bed-and-breakfast owners, and granite merchants* think of our fine distinguished field of candidates. After which, every single candidate will explain to us why:
a) what the people said was correct
b) the system needs change.
Kind of reminds one of coaches talking to the media about the BCS, doesn't it?
*Apologies to the good citizenry of New Hampshire. I've never been there, so my worldview is obviously unfairly distorted. Still upset? Get a dictionary and look up the word "satire."
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